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Something’s Brewing At The Brewery

February 29, 2016 by The Twisted Yarn 29 Comments

It’s been many decades since beer was last made here in our converted brewery home, although walking around the oldest part of the house, you can still see plenty of signs of what went on where. The Stoic Spouse made a token effort at authenticity last year when he bought an old wooden barrel to convert into a water butt, but we later discovered that it was actually a red wine barrel. Man, that barrel smelled good.

Here's a piece of wood that the Stoic Spouse bored out of the side of the barrel. That dark stain? RED WINE. I invite you to imagine how marvellous this wood smells...
Here’s a piece of wood that the Stoic Spouse bored out of the side of the barrel. That dark stain? RED WINE. I invite you to imagine how marvellous this wood smells…

Anyway, sometimes a lass needs peace and quiet, so last weekend I sent the Stoic Spouse on a brewing course at a micro-brewery down in Brighton. He returned, listing slightly to the left and carrying a large container of brown sludgy liquid. The aforementioned sludge has taken up residence on our kitchen table, much to the bemusement of various visitors this week.

Bottles have been purchased, too.
Bottles have been purchased, too.

So the Stoic Spouse spent an evening sterilising components of this set-up so thoroughly that I began to wonder whether he was planning on feeding the beer to newborn babies.

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For days, now, this beast has squatted on our kitchen table, burping occasionally (I kid you not). These belches are alarming in the dark at 4am when you’ve sneaked down to the kitchen for a glass of water.

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Looking at this set-up reminded me of the micro-brewing that my parents did when I was small. They experimented with making onion wine… once. But apparently their blackberry wine and elderberry wine were considerably more palatable. Oh and talking of familial alcohol production (I’m clearly tapping a rich seam here), as a child my poor mum was in charge of gathering the nettles for my great grandfather’s famous nettle beer. Famous not so much for its taste, as for its propensity to ferment over-quickly and explode in the bottle. Oops. Here was his manual (published 1960):-

photo credit: Mother Twisted
photo credit: Mother Twisted

Inside, is the impression that pretty much anything organic can become wine:-

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photo credit: Mother Twisted

Oh and I do remember my grandfather giving my parents bottles of his wine made from onions, potatoes, and pretty much anything else that he’d grown in his marvellous vegetable patch. I’m quite glad that I was too young to sample those. Meanwhile, back to the sludge that’s fermenting in our kitchen:-

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Purely for your edification, I’ll sample some of the Stoic Spouse’s beer, and report back. Maybe it’ll be suitable for making more beer bread, too. By the way, I’ve experimented with adding a little salt to the recipe, and my fears that this would kill off the lovely yeasty rising process proved unfounded. Yum!

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Hmm, not much knitting or crochet in this post, is there? This may have something to do with the fact that an ambitious experiment involving seven DPNs got a little… messy.

Filed Under: House stuff Tagged With: beer, beer bread, brewery, brewing, crochet, knitting, making wine, micro-brewery, nettle wine, onion wine, West Berkshire Brewery

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Comments

  1. Sue says

    February 29, 2016 at 11:46 pm

    I have to know, which former brewery do you live in? I’m very curious, I know, but once upon a time I ran a pub with my parents!

    Reply
    • The Twisted Yarn says

      March 1, 2016 at 12:08 pm

      It was a very small brewery and actually, it’s been frustratingly hard to find out much detail about its history. (Forgive me for not quite naming it in public, but it is in south Oxfordshire.) Was your pub down this way?

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      • Sue says

        March 4, 2016 at 12:00 pm

        Yes, in Abingdon (the first one), a Morlands pub. Later one in a village called Hampstead Norreys, also a Morlands pub.

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  2. dragontearsoflove says

    March 1, 2016 at 6:27 am

    Sounds like fun…though that belching thing would freak me out at 4AM as well(when I’m normally going to bed;-)). Hope you enjoy the beer bread. I’m making my boyfriend read this;-)

    Reply
    • The Twisted Yarn says

      March 1, 2016 at 12:06 pm

      The beer bread was indeed delicious. I recommend it to both you and your boyfriend!

      Reply
  3. Elaine Doman says

    March 1, 2016 at 6:44 am

    This brought back memories! My dad was a keen amateur brewer with mixed success. Exploding bottles were his speciality. Wine making, from pretty much anything but never onions as far as I can remember, was brought to an upright halt by mum when a Demi John overflowed in the wardrobe. No, I don’t know why it was in there. I’m fairly sure he had that book, the cover seems very familiar to me.
    So he turned more to beer, progressing from kits to brewing in a baby burco boiler. The smell wafting across the village was legendary!

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    • The Twisted Yarn says

      March 1, 2016 at 12:05 pm

      Sounds as though he had fun, though? When the Demi Johns weren’t exploding beer all over your mum’s clothes. Did you ever get to taste the beer?

      Reply
      • Elaine Doman says

        March 2, 2016 at 6:35 am

        He did have fun. And I certainly did get to taste it – anybody who came within 10 yards of the house got to taste it! Some of it wasn’t bad, actually. Hopefully the Stoic’s offering will be good. Sitting outside an old brewery with a glass of beer and some yarn sounds rather pleasant I think! Once the weather warms up, obviously. ?

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  4. stripeychicken says

    March 1, 2016 at 6:54 am

    My father had a wine making book by CJJ Berry. He was obviously the authority on the subject. Dad made wine from many things, pea pods, dandelions, spuds, elderberry, etc etc. this potent brew was dished out to visiting relatives who afterwards staggered out, got in their cars and drove away!! Yikes!

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    • The Twisted Yarn says

      March 1, 2016 at 12:03 pm

      Oh of course, dandelion wine! I wonder what that tastes like… (We certainly have plenty of dandelions.) But yes, yikes to the home-brewed drivers!

      Reply
  5. sjoriginalsblog says

    March 1, 2016 at 8:03 am

    SEVEN DPNs!! Not surprised it got messy, what were you trying to knit? Perhaps you’ll permit me to mention that we knit/crochet/craft for pleasure and not as a means of self-inflicted torture 😉

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    • The Twisted Yarn says

      March 1, 2016 at 11:34 am

      I know, I know. A mess, that was what I was knitting. Sigh. I’ll be sensible now. It was going to be a butterfly, but innocent knitters (including me) might have died of frustration in the process of making it. You’re right, this stuff is supposed to be fun. Lesson learned. My next pattern will be for a garter stitch square……..

      Reply
  6. jayne jarrett says

    March 1, 2016 at 8:09 am

    Thank you for this post my dear dad recently passed away and this brought back so many memories of his wine making and drinking ! His potato and parsnip were particularly potent. We had demi johns going in the spare room sometimes exploding to mums annoyance. Dad and his friend could hardly walk one time thinking they were only drinking home made and it would have no effect

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    • The Twisted Yarn says

      March 1, 2016 at 11:32 am

      Jayne, thank you for your comment but I’m sorry to read that you’ve lost your father recently. Sounds as though he was quite a wonderful character, from what you’ve written? Potato and parsnip, eh? I bet that packed a punch. Wishing you strength and happy memories at this time.

      Reply
  7. Gallivanta says

    March 1, 2016 at 10:19 am

    A beery interesting post. 🙂

    Reply
    • The Twisted Yarn says

      March 1, 2016 at 11:30 am

      *groan* Thank you! (hic!)

      Reply
      • Gallivanta says

        March 2, 2016 at 6:42 am

        I happily *groan* and hic with you!

        Reply
  8. nanacathy2 says

    March 1, 2016 at 10:54 am

    Fascinating read, but what I want to say is how much I love your kitchen. In the process of drawing up plans for a new kitchen myself and wondered what that light is above the fermenting sludge? Hope you don’t mind my asking. We made beer years ago, trouble was Mr E couldn’t resist drinking it too soon. My uncle made elderflower wine and it was gorgeous. Hope you got some peace and quiet.

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    • The Twisted Yarn says

      March 1, 2016 at 11:28 am

      Thank you. This is the advantage of buying a home from someone who was a carpenter specialising in kitchens…
      That lamp is a Moroccan lamp with a candle inside, though I’m sure somebody more competent than I am could convert it to take an electric bulb. We have it suspended from a beam above the kitchen table and my goodness does it hurt when you stand up and bump your head on its sharp edge.
      Hope your new kitchen plans are ambitious and splendid…
      (Mmm, elderflower wine….)
      Nope there wasn’t a great deal of peace and quiet, since I was here with the children. Ah well.

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  9. anjicat says

    March 1, 2016 at 11:38 am

    Even the most dedicated Yarnivore must on occasion feed the body as well as the soul ? and having made ginger beer in my kitchen I know what those burps sound like in the wee small hours. Planning in trying your beer bread with spelt soon

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    • The Twisted Yarn says

      March 1, 2016 at 12:23 pm

      Interesting. Spelt, you say? I might have to copy you. And is ginger beer tricky to make?

      Reply
      • anjicat says

        March 1, 2016 at 12:51 pm

        Not tricky but does require an investment of time. You begin with your Ginger Bug, grated ginger and sugar in water where your yeasty culture develops which you feed each day like a pet and in a couple of weeks you have a bubbly burpy culture to make your beer with. You use 1/4 to 1/2 a cup of your bug to make a 2 liter bottle of pop and it is very versatile, I did ginger pop, and using cartons of juice orange, apple, pineapple pops. The culture makes them probiotic as an added bonus. I’ll write up my notes

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        • The Twisted Yarn says

          March 1, 2016 at 1:32 pm

          Ooh, I’m intrigued. Might have to try this some time. Sounds delicious.

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  10. narf77 says

    March 1, 2016 at 7:14 pm

    “These belches are alarming in the dark at 4am when you’ve sneaked down to the kitchen for a glass of water.” (Methinks you just outed yourself OLD SCHOOL Nigella style Ms T! “glass of water” HAHAHAHA!) We seem to be living parallel lives as Stevie-boy is postulating about making beer and we are about to sit head-to-head with a real beer maker (from wort, like Stoic Spouse is obviously brewing) who is going to share the secrets of his craft with us. Hopefully he won’t have to kill us after telling us as that would prove most unfruitful. Loving the wider slant on life at The Brewery. Craft is only the tip of the iceburg with you Ms T. I am suitably impressed 🙂

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  11. pippa says

    March 1, 2016 at 7:38 pm

    My stoic spouse had a go at making beer once – but unfortunately the basement started to smell as if a panther had moved in. We called the beer Pete’s panther p..s

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  12. pomegranateandchintz says

    March 1, 2016 at 10:12 pm

    Such an interesting experiment you’ll be undertaking on our behalf – most grateful and can’t wait to hear the results!

    Reply
  13. leelah saachi says

    March 27, 2016 at 2:42 pm

    Hah, My father made his own home distillation apparatus and made his own 95% brew. Copper pipes and everything. he was very good with his hands. When he died I donated to a neighbor. It was VERY big and very illegal, and i don’t like liquor.
    But i did made a miniature distillation apparatus when i was 15 to a boy I was in love with. I knew he liked to drink, so… It was very cute – I am very good with my hands too. He was impressed, but still rejected me
    I like to buy my wine in my winestore, though. I tasted dandelion wine once and my mouth felt like stitched together in a big knot afterwards and then snurped. If that is a word.

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    • The Twisted Yarn says

      March 28, 2016 at 3:10 pm

      Snurped ought to be a word. Definitely. Was the dandelion wine home-made? I’d be curious to try… once. Think I’ll stick to wine made from grapes in the meantime. My grandfather used to make wine from all sorts of things (including onions and potatoes). Fortunately I was too young to be put under any pressure to drink it!

      And I like the sound of your father’s distillation apparatus, although I’m SLIGHTLY scared at the idea of 95% proof alcohol! Glad you inherited his skill with hands: I hope the boy thoroughly appreciated the distillation apparatus that you made for him, even if it didn’t win his heart.

      Reply

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Another crochet-to-the-rescue post! Two days ago I had more surgery, to deal with the outcome of previous cancer-tackling surgery. They installed a clever wound-vaccuuming device which was fine but inconvenient to carry. So I crocheted a device-carrier and now, life is so much easier! Yarn by @stylecraftyarns .

Another crochet-to-the-rescue post! Two days ago I had more surgery, to deal with the outcome of previous cancer-tackling surgery. They installed a clever wound-vaccuuming device which was fine but inconvenient to carry. So I crocheted a device-carrier and now, life is so much easier! Yarn by @stylecraftyarns . ...

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Mar 7

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Public service broadcast by @thetwistedyarn! Steeks aren't scary.
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#steeking #steek #strandedcolourwork #strandedcolorwork #strandedknitting #garn #strikkedilla #strikke #virkning #Fairisle #fairisletechniques #fairisleknitting #knitspo #knitspiration #nevernotknitting #knittingblogger #knittingblog #knitdesigner #fairislefriday

Public service broadcast by @thetwistedyarn! Steeks aren`t scary.
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#steeking #steek #strandedcolourwork #strandedcolorwork #strandedknitting #garn #strikkedilla #strikke #virkning #Fairisle #fairisletechniques #fairisleknitting #knitspo #knitspiration #nevernotknitting #knittingblogger #knittingblog #knitdesigner #fairislefriday
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Oct 23

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Eight years ago today, I started thetwistedyarn.com. It was just a place to talk (and talk) about knitting. Gradually it became a place to photograph knitting and wildlife, too... and garden stuff, which led to the @the.twisted.garden page. Little did I know that my blog would lead to meeting you creative, witty, wonderful lot, plus a book deal, and some treasured real-life friends, a quarterly column in 'Simply Knitting' magazine, membership of the Stylecraft Blogstars, a TV appearance, and plenty else besides.
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If you're thinking of starting a blog, I have one very important piece of advice: DO IT!
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(I wheel this photo out almost every year. It's the cake that the Stoic Spouse commissioned for my first blogiversary. It was delicious as well as beautiful, but unsubtle hints have thus far failed to persuade him to bake or order any further bloggy gateaux.)
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#blogiversary #knitting #knitdesigner #knittingdesigner #nevernotknitting

Eight years ago today, I started thetwistedyarn.com. It was just a place to talk (and talk) about knitting. Gradually it became a place to photograph knitting and wildlife, too... and garden stuff, which led to the @the.twisted.garden page. Little did I know that my blog would lead to meeting you creative, witty, wonderful lot, plus a book deal, and some treasured real-life friends, a quarterly column in `Simply Knitting` magazine, membership of the Stylecraft Blogstars, a TV appearance, and plenty else besides.
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If you`re thinking of starting a blog, I have one very important piece of advice: DO IT!
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(I wheel this photo out almost every year. It`s the cake that the Stoic Spouse commissioned for my first blogiversary. It was delicious as well as beautiful, but unsubtle hints have thus far failed to persuade him to bake or order any further bloggy gateaux.)
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#blogiversary #knitting #knitdesigner #knittingdesigner #nevernotknitting
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Jan 14

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Uh-oh. #knittingwithcats @stylecraftyarns

Uh-oh. #knittingwithcats @stylecraftyarns ...

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Jun 21

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The twinnage still like to stretch their creativity on 'the chair'. ❤ I'm worried that this chap is repairing the chimney whilst the fire is lit and smoke is emerging!

The twinnage still like to stretch their creativity on `the chair`. ❤ I`m worried that this chap is repairing the chimney whilst the fire is lit and smoke is emerging! ...

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Dec 2

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Re-reading this fascinating book - Interaction Of Colo(u)r by Josef Albers - whilst I write the chapter about using colour in stranded knitting for my own book. Highly recommend the Albers book if you fancy a really deep dive into how and why colours behave so differently, depending on their neighbours. 
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#strandedcolourwork #strandedcolorwork #strandedknitting #fairisletechniques #fairisleknitting #fairisledesign #fairislefriday

Re-reading this fascinating book - Interaction Of Colo(u)r by Josef Albers - whilst I write the chapter about using colour in stranded knitting for my own book. Highly recommend the Albers book if you fancy a really deep dive into how and why colours behave so differently, depending on their neighbours.
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#strandedcolourwork #strandedcolorwork #strandedknitting #fairisletechniques #fairisleknitting #fairisledesign #fairislefriday
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Mar 11

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Good morning, lovely people. Isn't knitting just the BEST distraction?
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#strandedcolourwork #strandedcolorwork #strandedknitting #fairisleknitting #Fairisle #knitdesigner #knitspo #stylecraftspecial #stylecraftspecialdk #knitspiration #fairislefriday #garn #strikke #virkning

Good morning, lovely people. Isn`t knitting just the BEST distraction?
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#strandedcolourwork #strandedcolorwork #strandedknitting #fairisleknitting #Fairisle #knitdesigner #knitspo #stylecraftspecial #stylecraftspecialdk #knitspiration #fairislefriday #garn #strikke #virkning
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Aug 15

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I usually just post stuff like this at my garden account - @the.twisted.garden - but I thought you might appreciate the colour. 
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Love this time of year, because there are so many different crops to be picked. Today: cabbage, beans, peas, broccoli, onions, tomatoes, potatoes, patty pan squash, opium poppies (for seed), plums, Japanese wineberries, strawberries, blueberries, and blackberries. Yum.

I usually just post stuff like this at my garden account - @the.twisted.garden - but I thought you might appreciate the colour.
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Love this time of year, because there are so many different crops to be picked. Today: cabbage, beans, peas, broccoli, onions, tomatoes, potatoes, patty pan squash, opium poppies (for seed), plums, Japanese wineberries, strawberries, blueberries, and blackberries. Yum.
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Apr 16

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Kittens sitting in the crocheted garden. By the way, someone pointed out that there's a fake account pretending to be me: it's at thetwistedyarn_  I can't view it because they've blocked me, but if any kind soul would be kind enough to report it, I'd be very grateful. Thank you, my Fine Fibrous Friends!

Kittens sitting in the crocheted garden. By the way, someone pointed out that there`s a fake account pretending to be me: it`s at thetwistedyarn_ I can`t view it because they`ve blocked me, but if any kind soul would be kind enough to report it, I`d be very grateful. Thank you, my Fine Fibrous Friends! ...

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Jan 29

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There's a new blog post at thetwistedyarn.com, or see link in comments.

There`s a new blog post at thetwistedyarn.com, or see link in comments. ...

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Nov 22

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Crunching numbers for a pattern for @stylecraftyarns . Crunch, crunch, crunch. I love-hate this stage. 
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#knitdesigner #stylecraftyarns #stylecraft #nevernotknitting #knittingpatterns #knittingpattern #yarn #garn #strikke #virkning #strikkedilla #knitspo #knitspiration #winterknitting

Crunching numbers for a pattern for @stylecraftyarns . Crunch, crunch, crunch. I love-hate this stage.
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#knitdesigner #stylecraftyarns #stylecraft #nevernotknitting #knittingpatterns #knittingpattern #yarn #garn #strikke #virkning #strikkedilla #knitspo #knitspiration #winterknitting
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May 3

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New blog post! See thetwistedyarn.com or link in bio. Warning: contains personal inadequacy and failure.

New blog post! See thetwistedyarn.com or link in bio. Warning: contains personal inadequacy and failure. ...

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May 27

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Fancy a new blog post? See link in bio or visit thetwistedyarn.com. @novitaknits

Fancy a new blog post? See link in bio or visit thetwistedyarn.com. @novitaknits ...

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Aug 3

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Previous design didn't work, but this one will. This is FUN.
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#strandedcolourwork #strandedcolorwork #knittersofinsta #strandedknitting #virkning #garn #strikke #strikkedilla #knitdesigner #knittingdesigner #nevernotknitting #fairisleknitting #fairisle @stylecraftyarns #stylecrafthighlandheathers

Previous design didn`t work, but this one will. This is FUN.
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#strandedcolourwork #strandedcolorwork #knittersofinsta #strandedknitting #virkning #garn #strikke #strikkedilla #knitdesigner #knittingdesigner #nevernotknitting #fairisleknitting #fairisle @stylecraftyarns #stylecrafthighlandheathers
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Nov 2

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Knitting on the rug beside the first fire of the season.

Knitting on the rug beside the first fire of the season. ...

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Mar 16

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There's a new blog post at thetwistedyarn.com (or see link in bio). It's a little different from normal, as it pays tribute to my recently deceased aunt. But don't worry, normal yarny shenanigans will resume next post. 
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#copingwithgrief #grief #funeral

There`s a new blog post at thetwistedyarn.com (or see link in bio). It`s a little different from normal, as it pays tribute to my recently deceased aunt. But don`t worry, normal yarny shenanigans will resume next post.
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Dec 14

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There's a new blog post at thetwistedyarn.com (or see link in bio). Just sayin'.

There`s a new blog post at thetwistedyarn.com (or see link in bio). Just sayin`. ...

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Jun 2

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Places you can knit: deep underground in a cave!
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#knittinginpublic #knitinpublic #placesyoucanknit @novitaknits

Places you can knit: deep underground in a cave!
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Mar 5

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New blog post, right here: https://thetwistedyarn.com/2022/03/05/blue-and-yellow/

New blog post, right here: https://thetwistedyarn.com/2022/03/05/blue-and-yellow/ ...

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Oct 31

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There's a new blog post in town. See link in bio or explore thetwistedyarn.com.

There`s a new blog post in town. See link in bio or explore thetwistedyarn.com. ...

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May 22

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Sunday morning stitchery, fuelled by green tea. Watching insects bumbling about amongst the #nomowmay grass. Enjoying @novitaknits yarn.

Sunday morning stitchery, fuelled by green tea. Watching insects bumbling about amongst the #nomowmay grass. Enjoying @novitaknits yarn. ...

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For those of you remember Robyn-the-robin (my cheeky avian friend who fed from my hand and generally bossed me about for two summers), you may be interested in this. Here's a fledgling robin who hasn't even got his/her red chest yet, but follows me VERY closely around the garden. We've just had a little chat over some mealworms, and I'm optimistic that we'll be friends. 
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#robin #gardenbirds #tamebirds #gardenforwildlife

For those of you remember Robyn-the-robin (my cheeky avian friend who fed from my hand and generally bossed me about for two summers), you may be interested in this. Here`s a fledgling robin who hasn`t even got his/her red chest yet, but follows me VERY closely around the garden. We`ve just had a little chat over some mealworms, and I`m optimistic that we`ll be friends.
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Jun 1

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Knitting and walking in the sunshine. ❤ 
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#knitspo #knitspiration #knitinpublic #knittinginpublic #knittingandwalking  #nevernotknitting @novitaknits #novitaknits #knitdesigner

Knitting and walking in the sunshine. ❤
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May 11

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View from a sofa, as I contemplate ideas for a new blog post (that'll doubtless take weeks to be drafted and re-re-re-re-re-drafted).

View from a sofa, as I contemplate ideas for a new blog post (that`ll doubtless take weeks to be drafted and re-re-re-re-re-drafted). ...

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May 2

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I finished designing a thing. @novitaknits yarns are lush. 🙂
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I finished designing a thing. @novitaknits yarns are lush. 🙂
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#strandedcolourwork #strandedknitting #strandedcolorwork #fairisletechniques #fairislefriday #fairisledesign #knitdesigner #knittingdesigner #nevernotknitting #novitaknits #novita #garn #strikkedilla #strikke #virkning #knitspo #knitspiration
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Aug 3

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New blog post at thetwistedyarn.com (see link in bio). Includes happy times with fellow Stylecraft Blogstars.

New blog post at thetwistedyarn.com (see link in bio). Includes happy times with fellow Stylecraft Blogstars. ...

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May 9

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My implausibly awesome friend @buttonspickles has just published this sock pattern. This a woman who seriously knows her cables and her socks, so this pattern is worth checking out. There's a link in her bio for purchase.

My implausibly awesome friend @buttonspickles has just published this sock pattern. This a woman who seriously knows her cables and her socks, so this pattern is worth checking out. There`s a link in her bio for purchase. ...

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